Do you know that December 12 is National Ding-a-Ling Day? (And if you do, frankly, I'll have to begin to wonder about you)!
The day is actually sponsored by a club (the Ding-a-Ling Club) which was founded in 1971 "to promote the idea that a ding-a-ling is wonderful, loving, intelligent, friendly, and the most desirable kind of person to know."
Looks like we both fit the description of "ding-a-ling." What do you think about that? (Permission to go be a Ding-a-Ling)